where do I start? the fact that he was at a sex store? looking at an ass toy? or just the sheer awesomeness of fire?


Lance Bass Almost Dies At Sundance!

Though this may seem absolutely incredulous, but we guarantee that is is 100% accurate.

One of our best friends was at the Booty Parlor gifting suite and witnessed what transpired with their own eyes.

Lance Bass and entourage arrived at the suite and instantly, the semi-closeted former 'Nsync member was drawn to this hard plastic (almost glass-looking) dildo called the Lancelot (pictured above and available online.

Lance was so excited about his new butt toy that he whisked his coat off and it landed on a stand that was filled with candles and his coat caught on fire. For real! The coat had to be thrown on the ground and one of the people throwing on the event had to stomp out the flames, while Lance just stood there.

This brings a whole new meaning to Lance Bass is flaming!



oh Lance.


edit: my teacher just cheerily informed us that our votes don't count, but go ahead and vote if you want to (the last part said in a very head patting sort of way. like. oh it's so cute, look at you being a big boy/girl and practicing democracy)

that drives me nuts. no wonder apathy is so high. everyone fights so hard to get people to care, especially young people. and then we have our teachers telling us it isn't important.

my family lived through communism. it IS important. every vote counts.

If you don't vote, fine, don't vote. Don't expect me to respect your political opinions or views, and don't expect me to listen to you bitch about the government later. You have a chance to make a change. Make it.